10/30/2009
09/19/2009
08/24/2009
Mario Kart the movie
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No, no, no. Should be Clive Owen as Mario, Damon Wayans as Luigi, Megan Fox as the Princess, and Andy Serkis motion-capturing Yoshi. (thx Craig)
07/06/2009
Kids Sings Megaman 2 and 3 Theme Songs
(this made me smile so much it hurt.)
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I hope, someday, to be as proud of my own son as I am of this kid. (Thanks, Craig)
04/12/2009
I want to explore lost civilizations.Let’s go.
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Tragically, my very first thought: “This looks just like where you find the Master Sword in TWILIGHT PRINCESS!”
I need to get out more.
03/16/2009
01/26/2009
» Semi Secret Software - Wurdle
So I bought my first iPhone game and I am SO SERIOUSLY ADDICTED YOU GUYS. Ugh. Weak-willed. This game is rad though. And, uh, that’s all I got.
01/26/2009
In another castle.
40 oz of Coca-Cola, a liberal application of pepperoni, and the vanquishing of Snowpeak Ruins later, Those Feelings have faded a little. But not enough.
Also I am up too late on a work night but what else is new.
01/19/2009
An Incomplete List Of Things I Love This Week
— Asiago peppercorn bread from Trader Joe’s — Salty brownies — Ne-Yo — The new Morrissey record — FINAL CRISIS — Fornication — TWILIGHT PRINCESS for the second time — DEADWOOD
01/12/2009
“ Writer’s block” is just another word for video games. „
Brian K. Vaughan (comic book author) (via nickdouglas) (via takethecityandrun)
As an editorial type, I pass this on without comment, which I admit is probably a comment in and of itself.
12/29/2008
Shakespeare Video Games
Grand Theft Othello
Titus Rock Bandicus
Super Macbethtroid
The Merchant Of Zelda
Coriolanus Trigger
Henry VI: Goldeneye
The Merry Wives Of Warcraft
Shrew Fighter
Tony Hawk’s Hamlet
These are kind of lame, but Super MacBethtroid is probably unbeatable anyway.
- Super Mario and Juliet
- Tetris Andronicus
- Julius Pokemon induced Seizure
- Super Smash Brothers of Verona
- Two Gentlemen of Castlevania
- Taming of the Solid Snake
- Mario Karts of Windsor
- As You Love Katamari!
- The Tempest (set on Yoshi’s Island)
10/02/2008
“ Well, this is a nice car. The wheels look fantastic and it rolls along fine. Priced competitively it should show american auto makers even more that their gas guzzling ways are as ancient as trilobites. One day I may be able to afford one of these. Not now though because I’m the poorest person in Louisville, KY. No really I’m about to file for unemployment. So hopefully 10 years from now I’ll be able to be a preowned Insight for a few thousand dollars cheaper than MSRP. Oh yeah, did anyone hear about the new Nintendo DSi? Sounds pretty cool! Not available till 2009 though. Big :( on that one. Other news is that there are a lot of racist people on XBOX Live. Just thought I would give everyone a heads up on that one. In case you didn’t know already. Posted by: donnie7 | Oct 2, 2008 12:59:06 PM „
A New Insight Brings Hybrids to the Masses | Autopia from Wired.com
Is this the greatest comment ever?
09/26/2008
» GameFAQs: Mega Man 9 (WII) Boss FAQ by Max_Denworth
It’s not like I would ever read such an article and use it to cheat or anything. I mean, heaven forbid! This is just for YOUR reference. Yeah, that’s right. It’s a public service. That’s the ticket.
08/07/2008
» Rare: XBLA GoldenEye 'locked in no man's land' - VideoGamer.com
It’s rare for me to overdramatize things like this (Editor’s note — HAHAHAHAHA), but seriously, FOR THE GOOD OF ALL HUMANITY AND THE ADVANCEMENT OF THE HUMAN RACE, everybody involved needs to realize that getting GOLDENEYE onto the game-downloading services is a vital task that is far more important than any petty concern that stands in its way. MAN UP AND GET THINGS DONE.
05/26/2008
Memorial Day Weekend, By The Numbers
Cheeseburgers eaten: 1 (it was a Double Shack though, almost counts as 2)
Hot dogs eaten: 2
Slices of pizza eaten: 7
Asses kicked at Mario Kart: 3 (kisses to Todd, Erik, and Paul)
Indiana Jones movies seen: 1 (It was OK)
Push-ups done: Eh, a couple
Times I went running: 1
Times I went running purely as a method of getting to Best Buy before they closed so that I could buy Battlestar Galactica Season One on DVD: 1 (Ahem)
Episodes of Battlestar watched: 6 (and counting)
Times I thought “Gee, I kinda want to get back to work”: 1 (WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME)
