Life's Little Disappointments, Vol. 9
When you forget to shave against the grain on one side of your face and it drives you crazy once you discover it, and unfortunately you discover it very, very early in your workday.
06/02/2009
05/15/2009
Life's Little Disappointments, Vol. 8
Having to work, for the rest of your life.
(Uh, happy Friday?)
09/17/2008
Life's Little Disappointments, Vol. 7
09/17/2008
Life's Little Disappointments, Vol. 6
I keep trying to be a good boy and drink Coke Zero instead of Coke but it is just. not. working. I am doomed to always be haunted by the spectre of diabetes and four-pack abs where I should have six.
That said, Cherry Coke Zero is OK. Not quite good enough to compare favorably to writing like this. Maybe Vanilla Coke Zero is at that level. But very few things are, honestly. Perhaps that’s Life’s Little Disappoinments, Vol. 7.
06/24/2008
Life's Little Disappointments, Vol. 5
Eating Pizzeria Pretzel Combos for lunch. Even though they are delicious. But they are not a meal replacement.
06/09/2008
Life's Little Disappointments, Vol. 4
Realizing that you will spend the rest of your time on this Earth in an unending, unwinnable battle against nose hair.
06/02/2008
Life's Little Disappointments, Vol. 3
When you’re eating a cheesesteak and some grease drips onto your nice pants from Express that you got on clearance and which fit you PERFECTLY and which everybody compliments you on (seriously a coworker even gave you a sexually-harassing-in-any-other-context comment on how nice your “muffin” looked in them) and when you’ve been afraid to wash these pants or do anything cleaning-like to them for fear of breaking the perfect spell they hold over your muffin. And yes this is why I just linked to the Wikipedia article on dry cleaning.
05/27/2008
Life's Little Disappointments, Vol. 2
Dinosaucers is not available on DVD.
05/12/2008
Life's Little Disappointments, Vol. 1
George Michael’s “Freedom 90” never went to #1.
