On "Angela Cheng," Lady Gaga, and the Culpability of Media

billwerde:

My hope was that I’d never have to address the legitimacy or even the existence of “Angela Cheng.” But I got a call today from a BuzzFeed editor who led me to believe that they were moving ahead with a story about “Cheng” that included me, with or without my participation. I always refrained from…

Short form for those who don’t follow music business politics: remember all those articles you probably saw saying that Interscope lost $25 million on Lady Gaga’s album? They are almost certainly outright lies, published by a fake sock-puppet account reporting to Perez Hilton.

Actual Music Journalist to the fucking rescue.

Jonas Åkerlund on ‘Haunted’ and ‘Superpower’ -- Vulture

Wait, so the video for “Haunted” features the mansion from “Paparazzi” AND uses the same director?

How To Enjoy ARTPOP*

*Management does not guarantee results.

That amazing AMAs performance from last night is a good reminder: Lady Gaga is a really enjoyable popstar! She just desperately needs someone around saying “Good idea. Bad idea. Bad idea. Good idea.” (You’d probably say “Bad idea” about eight more times before saying “Good idea” again, but we’ll elide for brevity.)

Which is why I pretty much always find myself re-sequencing her albums to maximize my enjoyment of them. ARTPOP in particular is riddled with speedbumps, so I’ve done my best to smooth them out and create an album that’s actually a lot of fun to listen to, assuming you’re prepared to buy into the zanier shit she’s up to and assume she’s just laughing her ass off through the whole thing. Which, it’s worth noting, I almost ALWAYS assume she is; I genuinely believe she’s a lot less self-serious than most people figure.

Anyway. You have to cut the obvious stinkers — “Jewels n’ Drugs” is surely only on the album in order to recoup its guest-artist costs; “Donatella” is basically the dictionary definition of a b-side; and “Mary Jane Holland” was more musically compelling on the last album, when it was called “Bloody Mary.” What you’re left with is twelve songs that have at least one of the two key Gaga qualities: enormous hooks and productions, or intriguingly off-kilter (but half-realized) concepts. Some of them even have both! Shuffle ‘em around a bit for a better flow, and you get the following, which breaks nicely into four three-song vinyl sides:

  1. "Aura"
  2. "Venus"
  3. "G.U.Y."
  4. "Applause"
  5. "Manicure"
  6. "Artpop"
  7. "Do What U Want" (feat. R. Kelly)
  8. "Sexx Dreams"
  9. "Swine"
  10. "Fashion!"
  11. "Dope"
  12. "Gypsy"

This playlist let me focus on what’s going right on this album, rather than the several things going weirdly wrong. And don’t get it twisted, plenty of things are going wrong. Ever since “Born This Way” she’s seemed to take an alarmingly first-draft approach to writing verses, for instance. I love the shit out of “Do What U Want,” but was that first verse really the best lyric she could come up with to succinctly summarize how the media’s gaze captures women? Are we sure? But one of Gaga’s gifts is the ability to just muscle past her weaknesses and still make it look like she did something worth applauding. (File under: her dancing.) When she minimizes the number of mulligans she asks you to let her take, the effect gets more pronounced.

Maybe this version of the album will get you the same results it got me. Or maybe you’re just sick of her shit! Valid! But I tend to think that Gaga’s never boring, only exhausting — so taking her in smaller, more refined doses is much more rewarding.

(This has been another installment of Chris Devoting Too Much Time To Things That Don’t Matter.)

Every Cultural Reference You Probably Didn't Catch In Lady Gaga's New Video

SO glad somebody overthought this for me before I fell into a hole doing the same. (I am a particular kind of nerd.)

anniewu:

Spock’s serving some high fashion realness right here.

KIRK and SPOCK in: TELEPHONE

anniewu:

Spock’s serving some high fashion realness right here.

KIRK and SPOCK in: TELEPHONE

(Source: npanc)

Pitchfork: Listen: Wild Beasts Remix Lady Gaga

Well, THIS is an unexpected little treat. I quite like that Wild Beasts album and have not yet paid money for it, so in the wake of the UK warehouse fire, now’s the time to do so for sure.

Couldn’t have said it better.

Couldn’t have said it better.

(Source: ladyxgaga)

Lady Gaga - “The Edge Of Glory”

One of the best-ever Gaga songs gets one of the worst-ever Gaga videos. 

Also, turns out that Scissor Sisters / Fraggle Rock thing might be bullshit.

The world is so very cruel sometimes.

(Source: youtube.com)

(via Gaga Daily)

(via Gaga Daily)

Liveblogging the Slow Leak Of Lady Gaga’s “Born This Way” - Popdust

Gaga is releasing the lyrics one snippet at a time to a ton of different online news outlets — Perez, Gaga Daily, Billboard, Popjustice, Rolling Stone. As stunts go, this is totally hilarious and kind of inspired in a make-something-out-of-nothing way.

…proper proof that she has been on holiday and enjoyed being on holiday. By ‘holiday’ what we mean here is a break from work of fourteen days. This fourteen day holiday will earn Lady Gaga fourteen ‘holiday points’. If experiences from this fourteen day break later come to inform or influence her style, music or generai being - by which we mean if her ‘holiday’ becomes ‘work’ - Gaga will be fined seven holiday points and will be required to replace them with another seven days’ break. File this one under tough love.
Popjustice: Happy first birthday, 'Bad Romance'

National holiday? I THINK SO.

Lady Gaga has revealed that she is considering releasing two albums in 2011, after her creative impulse was sparked by the overturning of California’s Proposition 8 last week.

“I felt like it was a revolution, like a gunshot went off, like it set us all into rotation,” Gaga said. “It was so exciting when it happened…I was so happy and I went into the studio and kept writing. I know I told everybody my album was done, but I can’t stop writing music. I don’t know what I’m going to do. I might have to put out two records.”

Gaga's new album is done, according to the new Rolling Stone cover story.

Title to be revealed at midnight on New Year’s Eve. That’s a long time to sit on a finished album; this is bound to be… interesting.

Poptimist 29: Imperial

tomewing:

New Poptimist column about the Pet Shop Boys and their idea of “imperial phases” - short, intense periods in a pop career in which everything an act tries seems to work.

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