bg5000:

Every day i say to myself “I hope today is the day someone finally delivers an adorable sloth to my door.” And every day i’m a little disappointed that it isn’t.

If I win the lottery this weekend, this will happen. If you, too, would like a lottery sloth, just leave your name in the comments and I’ll get right on it. If I win the lottery. When I win the lottery.

bg5000:

Every day i say to myself “I hope today is the day someone finally delivers an adorable sloth to my door.” And every day i’m a little disappointed that it isn’t.

If I win the lottery this weekend, this will happen. If you, too, would like a lottery sloth, just leave your name in the comments and I’ll get right on it. If I win the lottery. When I win the lottery.

micasaessucasa:

Modern House Connected to Outdoors With Floor to Ceiling Glazing | DigsDigs

Yes, reblogging things off the Radar is gauche, but this is pretty much exactly — EXACTLY — my dream house.

micasaessucasa:

Modern House Connected to Outdoors With Floor to Ceiling Glazing | DigsDigs

Yes, reblogging things off the Radar is gauche, but this is pretty much exactly — EXACTLY — my dream house.

Homes for $675,000 - Slide Show - NYTimes.com

Holy cow, this first house is gorgeous. (That’s all I’ve got, I just felt like looking at nice houses today.)

New York Lottery: Winner's Handbook (PDF)

The fact that I found this — and read it — indicates that my obsession with multi-million-dollar lottery jackpots has reached an unhealthy level.

If I won the lottery…

…I would rapaciously collect releases, merchandise, and ephemera related to The KLF.

If I won the lottery…

THIS.

(Yes I frequently torture myself by looking at high-end real-estate listings; what of it?)

adeandabet:

neverforgets:

I started my Christmas list today!!!
(sofresh:robotindisguise:bobbydigital)

Yes, please!

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Reblogging this one just to add the “If I Won The Lottery…” tag.

adeandabet:

neverforgets:

I started my Christmas list today!!!

(sofresh:robotindisguise:bobbydigital)

Yes, please!

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Reblogging this one just to add the “If I Won The Lottery…” tag.

If I won the lottery…

…I’d get on Amazon MP3 and iTunes and purchase every single song that had ever been a Billboard Top 100 #1 hit. Just because. And if it was out of print or unavailable for download, I’d start hitting up EIL.

If I won the lottery…

…I’d hire James Jean to paint a 30-foot mural of the X-Men fighting dinosaurs in my apartment’s entry hall.

If I won the lottery…

…My sock drawer would be a thing of almost unbearable beauty.

If I won the lottery…

…I’d hire someone to teach me the entire “Rhythm Nation” dance routine.