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11/05/2009
10/26/2009
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OH MY GOD IN CANADA YOU CAN BUY A COMIC BOOK WITH A DINOSAUR. I am downloading the citizenship applications now. (A roar of thanks to Craig)
10/12/2009
Been Caught Stealing
- Matthew: you know what I wish I had?
- me: jetpack
- dinosaur friend
- Matthew: I wish I had a box set of Gilmore Girls
- the whole series
- me: sure, dream big
- but consider this
- if you had a jetpack you could fly into the store and steal one before anyone could stop you
- OR if you had a dinosaur friend you could say "HEY BEST BUY GUY LOOK AT THAT DINOSAUR"
- and while he's looking
- steal it
- basically I'm saying stealing is good, and easy, with the right equipment.
10/12/2009
Selections from Theodore Rex (1995). This film stars Whoopi Goldberg, who plays a futuristic cop with a dinosaur for a partner.(Ellen Page mentioned this on Conan last week)
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I mean, wow.
10/07/2009
09/16/2009
09/14/2009
» Want Your Own Dinosaur? Place Your Bids | Wired Science | Wired.com
I TAKE IT ALL BACK I will also be needing about fifteen or twenty million dollars to compete in this auction.
07/13/2009
07/09/2009
Vicky sent me this image earlier today and in the middle of a very hectic workday I have often found myself returning to its browser tab, gazing upon it for a few moments to center myself, like a Zen touchstone.
I must’ve owned every single one of these toys. Clearly my parents had a strong interest in keeping me happy and satisfied… lest I kill again.
Also, the world doesn’t know it, but as mentioned before, the world definitely wants me to write the screenplay for this movie.
06/30/2009
» Gadget.brando.com.hk - T-Rex Lamp
OH MY GOD BUY ME THIS. (Thank you Lia)
06/26/2009
» American Society for Velociraptor Attack Prevention
LITERALLY AMAZING. (Sent to me by Sam Kieth, who is also literally amazing.)
06/26/2009
While I was on vacation, one of my coworkers stole my T-Rex off my desk. So I covered his desk in approximately 50 copies of these flyers. (It turns out he wasn’t actually the one who took it, but he WAS responsible for another prank played on me, so justice is served.)
06/02/2009
The Jurassic Park dinosaurs haven’t seen you in a while and want to know how you’re feeling.
Wish I could reblog this more.
Directional re-blogging in effect here. Also, definitely lost it at that last Pterodactyl “hiii”
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YOU GUYS THIS SERIOUSLY WINS THE INTERNET HOLY CRAP.
05/20/2009
Best... Fight Scene... EVER
(via Taylor & davereed:zalpz: bikerfish: gifparty)
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Pssst — J.J. Abrams’ Star Trek 2 is totally Gorn-centric. (If we start the whisper campaign now, he won’t be able to ignore it.)
Seriously though, I want to see that cast fight an entire race of awesome, post-Jurassic Park-SFX dinosaur people. I want to see everybody do that, but I definitely do want to see that cast do it.
05/13/2009
“ An isolated group of dinosaurs somehow survived the catastrophic event that wiped out most of their kind some 65.5 million years ago, a new study suggests. Dinosaurs of this “lost world,” in a remote region of the U.S. West, may have outlived their doomed relatives by as much as half a million years, according to James Fassett, an emeritus scientist with the U.S. Geological Survey in Santa Fe, New Mexico. „
“Lost World” of Dinosaurs Survived Mass Extinction? (via furth) (via adeandabet)
Maybe it’s just because I always assume that the world is more awesome than it is, but I always assumed something like this happened. It just makes no sense that one event could kill every single example of one form of life, but leave others sustainable.
Anyway, I know where I’m setting my time machine to now!
