Jeff Goldblum Laughs For 10 Minutes
Best thing ever, internet is done now, go home to your families, etc.
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Kristen Bell on ellen. The topic is sloths. Do not sleep on this video.
It’s actually tough to overstate how much you should not sleep on this video.
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Britney Crazy Baby (by Evdex)
Since you’re a person on the internet, you’ve probably heard this already — a supercut of every time Britney Spears sings the words “baby” or “crazy” in a song. But just in case you haven’t, here it is. I love it so, so much. Best part: that’s it’s a full five minutes and twenty-one seconds long and that’s with a long section sped up. Genius.
True American Dog: Kooly The Bear Tight Ropes Over Shark Mountain
God how I love this site. (Thank you, KFan.)
All Dudes Learned How to Dress and It Sucks – The Hairpin
Not that anyone on Tumblr needs to be told that Mary HK Choi is great, and that any new venture from The Awl that involves Liz Colville is a must-bookmark, but sometimes we as a people need to re-assert even the most basic FACTS to ensure that we’re all on the same cultural page.
There’s no way for me to write about this video without spoilers, so you will have to take my word for it and understand that what you are about to see is the pinnacle of drag. It’s also quite possibly the most complex and provocative piece of art you’ll ever see from anyone in a Wonder Woman costume. Like, ever.
I am hoping this video goes into the time capsule, so that the aliens feel at least a LITTLE bit bad about wiping us out. “OK,” they will click to each other through slime-covered mandibles, “those humans were hateful little shits, but every so often, they were FIERCE.”
An internet — nay, a life — classic.
The World’s Largest Gummy Bear
THIS IS A REAL PRODUCT AND I WANT A BUNCH OF THEM.
…that I would be a happy and satisfied patron of every bar created today. Nice work, everybody.
…OK, OK, I’d probably only go to the Luftopolis ironically, or on birthdays. But my money sure doesn’t spend ironically, am I right, Luft?
Anyway, my new regular hangouts are:
So, uh, watch for them on Foursquare or whatever.
Jeffrey Toobin: Kennedy and the Court: News Desk : The New Yorker — or more specifically, commenter “Adumbrate.”
If somebody could whip up a sweet airbrushed van-art painting of that last clause, immediately, that would be great.
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YOU WIN, FOREVER AND EVER, AMEN.
1993 profile of Ricky Jay, one of the world’s best close-up illusionists. Best thing I’ll read all weekend. (Via)
