surfinwinter:

Jeff Goldblum Laughs For 10 Minutes

Best thing ever, internet is done now, go home to your families, etc.

nickminichino:

Kristen Bell on ellen. The topic is sloths. Do not sleep on this video. 

It’s actually tough to overstate how much you should not sleep on this video.

(Source: yearofrebecca)

alexsegura:

GET ON THE SQUIRREL.

(Source: choppinkarate)

Britney Crazy Baby (by Evdex)

Since you’re a person on the internet, you’ve probably heard this already — a supercut of every time Britney Spears sings the words “baby” or “crazy” in a song. But just in case you haven’t, here it is. I love it so, so much. Best part: that’s it’s a full five minutes and twenty-one seconds long and that’s with a long section sped up. Genius.

True American Dog: Kooly The Bear Tight Ropes Over Shark Mountain

God how I love this site. (Thank you, KFan.)

nervousacid:

There’s no way for me to write about this video without spoilers, so you will have to take my word for it and understand that what you are about to see is the pinnacle of drag. It’s also quite possibly the most complex and provocative piece of art you’ll ever see from anyone in a Wonder Woman costume. Like, ever.

I am hoping this video goes into the time capsule, so that the aliens feel at least a LITTLE bit bad about wiping us out. “OK,” they will click to each other through slime-covered mandibles, “those humans were hateful little shits, but every so often, they were FIERCE.”

An internet — nay, a life — classic.

tylercoates:

(via)

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LOVE THIS SO MUCH SO MUCH SO MUCH

The World’s Largest Gummy Bear

THIS IS A REAL PRODUCT AND I WANT A BUNCH OF THEM.

…that I would be a happy and satisfied patron of every bar created today. Nice work, everybody.

…OK, OK, I’d probably only go to the Luftopolis ironically, or on birthdays. But my money sure doesn’t spend ironically, am I right, Luft?

Anyway, my new regular hangouts are:

• The Pantomime Horse
• Malcolm’s
• Someone In This Crowd Might Love You
• (Untitled)
• The Luftopolis
• The Library

So, uh, watch for them on Foursquare or whatever.

1993 profile of Ricky Jay, one of the world’s best close-up illusionists. Best thing I’ll read all weekend. (Via)