surfinwinter:

Jeff Goldblum Laughs For 10 Minutes

Best thing ever, internet is done now, go home to your families, etc.

nickminichino:

Kristen Bell on ellen. The topic is sloths. Do not sleep on this video. 

It’s actually tough to overstate how much you should not sleep on this video.

(Source: yearofrebecca)

alexsegura:

GET ON THE SQUIRREL.

alexsegura:

GET ON THE SQUIRREL.

(Source: choppinkarate)

Britney Crazy Baby (by Evdex)

Since you’re a person on the internet, you’ve probably heard this already — a supercut of every time Britney Spears sings the words “baby” or “crazy” in a song. But just in case you haven’t, here it is. I love it so, so much. Best part: that’s it’s a full five minutes and twenty-one seconds long and that’s with a long section sped up. Genius.

On one hand I think it’s hella Niles Crane and a little murderer-y to curate a “look” but on the other, I’m seeing purrrrrrrfect slender micro-patterned ties with gingham shirts, the SICKEST olive M-65 parkas, shawl collared cardigans, chambray, twill, toggles, perfect-length Henley plackets, non-dickhead bowties, epaulets, and even slight club collars (GAH) on dudes who up until turning thirty thought it was maybe OK to wear skate shoes.

nervousacid:

There’s no way for me to write about this video without spoilers, so you will have to take my word for it and understand that what you are about to see is the pinnacle of drag. It’s also quite possibly the most complex and provocative piece of art you’ll ever see from anyone in a Wonder Woman costume. Like, ever.

I am hoping this video goes into the time capsule, so that the aliens feel at least a LITTLE bit bad about wiping us out. “OK,” they will click to each other through slime-covered mandibles, “those humans were hateful little shits, but every so often, they were FIERCE.”

An internet — nay, a life — classic.

tylercoates:

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LOVE THIS SO MUCH SO MUCH SO MUCH

tylercoates:

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LOVE THIS SO MUCH SO MUCH SO MUCH

The World’s Largest Gummy Bear

THIS IS A REAL PRODUCT AND I WANT A BUNCH OF THEM.

I just have to say…

…that I would be a happy and satisfied patron of every bar created today. Nice work, everybody.

…OK, OK, I’d probably only go to the Luftopolis ironically, or on birthdays. But my money sure doesn’t spend ironically, am I right, Luft?

Anyway, my new regular hangouts are:

So, uh, watch for them on Foursquare or whatever.

Just shy of 200 years, our constitutional experiment which gave us humans the most significant enhancements the human experience has ever known has been significantly weakened by the likes of the 60’s, led by Ted Kennedy and his elk.
Profiles: Secrets of Magus : The New Yorker

1993 profile of Ricky Jay, one of the world’s best close-up illusionists. Best thing I’ll read all weekend. (Via)