Jeff Goldblum Laughs For 10 Minutes
Best thing ever, internet is done now, go home to your families, etc.
Britney Crazy Baby (by Evdex)
Since you’re a person on the internet, you’ve probably heard this already — a supercut of every time Britney Spears sings the words “baby” or “crazy” in a song. But just in case you haven’t, here it is. I love it so, so much. Best part: that’s it’s a full five minutes and twenty-one seconds long and that’s with a long section sped up. Genius.
God how I love this site. (Thank you, KFan.)
There’s no way for me to write about this video without spoilers, so you will have to take my word for it and understand that what you are about to see is the pinnacle of drag. It’s also quite possibly the most complex and provocative piece of art you’ll ever see from anyone in a Wonder Woman costume. Like, ever.
I am hoping this video goes into the time capsule, so that the aliens feel at least a LITTLE bit bad about wiping us out. “OK,” they will click to each other through slime-covered mandibles, “those humans were hateful little shits, but every so often, they were FIERCE.”
An internet — nay, a life — classic.
The World’s Largest Gummy Bear
THIS IS A REAL PRODUCT AND I WANT A BUNCH OF THEM.
…that I would be a happy and satisfied patron of every bar created today. Nice work, everybody.
…OK, OK, I’d probably only go to the Luftopolis ironically, or on birthdays. But my money sure doesn’t spend ironically, am I right, Luft?
Anyway, my new regular hangouts are:
- The Pantomime Horse
- Someone In This Crowd Might Love You
- The Luftopolis
- The Library
So, uh, watch for them on Foursquare or whatever.