Life's Little Disappointments, Vol. 6

I keep trying to be a good boy and drink Coke Zero instead of Coke but it is just. not. working. I am doomed to always be haunted by the spectre of diabetes and four-pack abs where I should have six.

That said, Cherry Coke Zero is OK. Not quite good enough to compare favorably to writing like this. Maybe Vanilla Coke Zero is at that level. But very few things are, honestly. Perhaps that’s Life’s Little Disappoinments, Vol. 7.

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