Because I’ll be DAMNED if you’ll hear your Jurassic Park news from somebody other than me.

I am definitely OK with this development — that movie didn’t suck! — though I would’ve been happier if the headline was “Universal Sets Chris Conroy For Jurassic Park 4.”

Also, cast James Franco in this one too plz, because regardless of our feelings on Franco, I think we all want to see him play an over-eager paleontology grad student who seems to be the romantic lead but gets devoured in Act II.