When I am particularly down, I sometimes feel as if no one out there "plays by the rules" (basically, everyone else acts like a sociopath all the time).
With that in mind, I think there's probably a LOT more murderers out there than one would guess.
What 5 public figures, who, if it were revealed that they had (directly) murdered someone, would you feel the least amount of shock? Details about these notional murders would be illuminating.
D’oh, I didn’t even know there was such a thing as the “Messages” inbox until just now. OK, here we go:
(1) Morgan from Top Chef: Just Desserts. Wow, that guy really dislikes women and gay people! Kind of a lot! There’s an unmarked grave out there somewhere containing either a prostitute, or a boy who had a crush on him in high school. I’m not saying it was MURDER-murder. Probably more like manslaughter. But.
(2) Christopher Meloni. Love him! But I’m thinking he probably shook a one-scene extra too hard on the interrogation room set. Maybe more than once.
(3) Lady Gaga. Because, come on, look at the videos, HOW GREAT WOULD THAT BE. I eagerly look forward to joining her death cult, which she will run from prison through VYou.
(4) Dick Cheney. This one’s a gimme and I’m a little ashamed to even waste the keystrokes on it. I assume the weapon in question was his own bare hands, unless it happened recently, in which case the weapon was some kind of laser gun. You know he has a laser gun. You know he had them build him one special, like three days after taking office.
(5) Beyoncé. Love her even more than Meloni, but it’s a vicious struggle to get to the top. You can’t make an omelette without breaking a few necks between your thighs. Wait, you can? How do you make an omelette again?
