Award For Accuracy, must-read, best thing written this week on Tumblr, for reals.
Is Elton John EGOTing? Somebody book this man a TV gig!
(Yes I am warming up for tonight’s Grammy-opening GaGa/Elton duet. Of course, Elton’s approval means that Lady GaGa is officially over, so we’d better enjoy her all we can in the next eight hours.)
Today doesn’t beat the previous worst day of my life. But it comes somewhat close.
Frustrated by her obnoxious cell-phone conversation in a crowded movie theatre, I throw a large table at Julianne Moore’s character from 30 Rock, causing her to be hospitalized.
James Fallows, in a devastating piece on American decline. He seems to be saying that what we think are the real problems are just mirages that distract us from more insidious structural decay and a calcification of the democratic institutions that got us this far - but may not have the agility to get us much further. Sobering stuff. (via aatombomb) (via mikehudack) (via takethecityandrun)
This is a pretty excellent read — it really gets going around page 5. Don’t TL;DR it.
Time to go get lunch.
Ugh. Today. I want to go home and eat my feelings but I only have 567 calories left according to the stupid app I downloaded. That’s not even ONE cheeseburger, let alone the number I would need to eat in order to consume myself into a state of mental incompetency.